Uncategorized

“Funny your
14th season wedding of GirlNATION
is within later part of the Sep,” I crooned to my good friend Tia* last week over one cup of oxblood-colored dark wine.

(GirlNATION, if you do not know, ladies, is actually a lesbian party that is confirmed winning for 14 many years. The forces behind this Sapphic occasion tend to be plainly doing things right, for they’ve stood the brutal examination of

time.

Purr.)

“Exactly Why? Exactly why is that amusing?” Tia questioned, clearly annoyed by my personal routine observation.

“Because lesbians simply



prosper



for the autumn. It’s wise that a massive lesbian celebration would have an epic, amazing wedding in this period. Our company is therefore goddamn smart as a collective population group, this time around of year.” We gulped back once again with the rest of my drink and started to sweetly daydream of a fresh fall closet.



We heard BIG BOWS are actually in —

“Well, so why do you would imagine that autumn is the period associated with sophisticated lesbian? After all, is not it summertime? We’ve got plenty fantastic lesbian
summer time functions,
” Tia loudly questioned, disturbing my fashion-infused dream, increasing one of her thick, notable eyebrows right at myself, with

goal.

“The summer has a lot of events, but we don’t take a look as beautiful during the summer. Plus, the summertime brings about the riff-raff, you know?” We yawned.

I recently wanted to online store for the rest of a single day! I happened to be weary through the incessant arguing with opinionated lesbians with 10,000 even more degrees than myself.

“Riff-raff? So what does that mean? Non-New Yorkers? You are these a snot,” Tia spat.

“Sue me personally,” I said, moving my personal eyes, not exactly clear precisely what the hell I intended myself personally. (Occasionally i recently, like, say shit.)

A couple of hours later on, when I’d blown an entire income on a large chunky knit jacket and a BIG BOW headband, I imagined about



precisely why



fall may be the season of the trendy lesbian. This is what I developed:

1. It is leather weather.

No-one looks hotter in a
leather jacket
than a
lesbian
. It is within our genetic makeup to check extraordinarily hot when draped in leather-based, but especially when that leather-based is actually executed as a jacket. (I’m obtaining hot and bothered merely thinking about it!)

Offer a lesbian a leather jacket, and she can do



anything



. She can work for office. She will fearlessly flirt with
any girl at the club.
She will be able to take the marketing from the dickwad at the office. She can take advantage heterosexual of females question the woman sex because the woman leather jacket expertise is actually widely lusted after and transcends the confines of sexual positioning.

Leather is actually all of our finest look, our lifeline, and all of our reliable swag-enhancer. In the winter, it’s also cool for that slim little leather jacket; wintertime needs a puffer (gag!) and that is maybe not cute on any gender phrase or intimate identity. Everybody else looks kind of stupid in a puffer, though they’re definitely a required evil in January.

Summer, in contrast, in ny, is hotter than the third rung of hell. So it calls for rocking those types of tank clothes which is loose and cut-out low within the armpits, a glance that really works on some lesbians, not everyone. (it seems try older wemon fucking here terrible on me.)

However. We’re combined as a tradition of individuals inside the complete simple fact that fabric is pleasing to the eye on all lesbians. It does not matter in which we fall regarding the butch/femme spectrum—we’re tough, intimate, powerful creatures in LEATHER.

And fabric operates perfectly inside the gorgeously crisp autumn, dahlings.

2. Its Cuffing Period.

For people that simply don’t understand what
“cuffing period”
is actually, let me kindly describe. “Cuffing period” happens following Labor time, once the warm weather subsides and this oh-so-familiar chill penetrates the city atmosphere. ”

Oh crap, it is going to get cool eventually!

” we all panic aloud to our pals. We pretend we’re afraid of the looming cool the winter season, in real life, we are deathly afraid of enduring just one more festive season



single



. The audience is out of the blue overcome with an impenetrable longing to cozy with a nice bae and rewatch

Gia

and

Bound

, with your PJ-clad bodies connected about couch because accumulated snow falls


poetically


on the Manhattan pavement.

So we go on the research people to ~cuff~ with. Perhaps oahu is the enjoyable, summertime booty contact we secretly desire to explore, people to have significantly more than simply drunken gender with? Maybe it is a lovely woman you’ll fulfill on the weekend in the lesbian bar/
lesbian party
? Perhaps its your partner that you’re still-pining after and should never have split up with in any event?

I’m not sure exactly who it’ll be—all I know usually even breeders fall sufferer on the adorable lure of cuffing period. Just they’re not as good at mastering the ability of the cuff as we tend to be. See, lesbians (perhaps the most freewheelin’ of us) are actually great at diving into major
relationships, easily
. We get a dash out-of cuffing period and are subconsciously contending with one another to see who can move from extremely solitary to all relocated in and implementing kitties with each other the quickest. We like to cuff, and we also’re banging brilliant at it!

The inventory of U-Hauls must really spike inside fall. Maybe it is the right time to invest?

3. Because flannel is actually for dykes, daddies, femmes and queer babes.

While bamboo can look just a little shlubby for the off-season, it seems smart, sweet and wildly proper come the autumn. Flannel is so fashionable in October that even direct bitches stone it this time of year, even so they never extract it well like you lezzies would. Like leather (flannel’s cool big sibling), lezzies happened to be designed by Jesus herself to sparkle whenever decorated in plaid. We fought the compulsion to-fall in to the flannel-wearing lesbian label for



years



… until… i purchased this fabulous plaid OUTFIT and matched it will slutty fishnets and all of a sudden thought both perverted femme and awesome lez simultaneously! It undoubtedly helped to affirm my personal



identity.

4. The ferries have actually arrived! Everyone is eventually back the town!

The rich, successful lesbians hop on ferries and jitneys and neglect Manhattan for
Fire Island
or
The Hamptons
during summer. The young, fresh-faced baby dykes additionally choose those spots to get jobs as bartenders and waitresses to make a shit-ton of tips off the rich, effective lesbians, whom enjoy gazing at their own fresh-faced gorgeousness. The college-aged lezzies get back to their miserable hometowns and endure until NYU begins back up again.

But once the leaves metamorphose from environmentally friendly to silver, all of those sluts come twirling back in our very own huge and delightful area, and that’s outstanding! The scene is actually alive again! The taverns are humming with ladies eager to get caught up after an extended summer time separated! The streets in the West Village are full of vegetation and leather-clad lesbians, and then we all huddle exterior and smoking and chat consequently they are just so pleased because as a residential district our company is a great deal better in



variety



, not believe?

5. Red Wine & nation Vibes produce excellent SEX.

When I had been just one lez I existed for matchmaking inside the fall. The Reason Why?

Because the classy lesbian daddies would suggest fabulous times doing sweet shit, like apple-picking from inside the


Hudson Valley,


that will always include a velvety glass of dark wine and like, a

new pastry.

We never ever liked those summer alcohol dates. We regularly grin and imagine but inside I became miserable as I sweated and slugged straight back a vile-tasting beer on some concrete roof throughout the ides of July. Nor perform we take care of whiskey-swilling winter months times. We blackout once I drink liquor, and odds are it’s freezing AF which means i must wear a puffer, while the second I placed a puffer on, my personal vagina cures right up.

I wish to sit in a trendy AF lodge inside the TRIP and gaze into a plush area of brilliant lime pumpkins as I wash back a damp piece of meal with one cup of rouge-colored vino. Which usually leads to gender. Great sex! Leather jacket, flannel-wrapped SEX in a lovely lesbian-owned and controlled inn, with a hot grownup lez which just got back community after summering in Provincetown.

So if you need to start autumn, the season associated with the snazzy lesbian, start it well right tomorrow at GirlNATION.

I myself have now been to several a strong GirlNATIONnyc party in the many years, and let me make it clear, it’s always a teeming ocean of beautiful girls bumping and grinding and
falling in love
and getting best friends for lifetime! The sapphic energy sources are powerful at GirlNATIONnyc, and I inspire one venture out of your dismal abode this weekend, even if you have no idea anybody who are going to be heading. (i’m going to be there, and that I’m the
lesbian huge sibling
constantly down seriously to gulp straight back some liqueur and practice a chit-chat and introduce you to some sensuous girls!)

Successful Fall, queers.